Mothers Day 2012 (Taken with instagram)
Reunion! (Taken with instagram)
Melancholia pretty much wrecked me.
If by “wrecked” you mean made you feel as if you were having a heart attack for thirty minutes and then proceed to have nightmares that evening then I am with you. But I was more affected by Charlotte Gainsborough’s character.
(Source: atrozimagem, via psyourtoastisburning)
Dave looking all cute. Not strange at all that he is wearing oven mitts and pretending they are boxing gloves. (Taken with instagram)
Laverne and Schmergly: ping pong champions. (Taken with instagram)
Drinko de mayo (Taken with instagram)
Last week my Dad (who happens to be a retired police officer) told me he was getting rid of the old desk in his entrance hall. This desk had been in his house since I could remember and was relegated into a ‘catch-all’ of the stuff we didn’t know what to do with. I asked him to keep an eye out for my Mom’s old glasses which were likely stored away in one of the drawers. I also asked him if he remembered taking my butterfly knife 14 years ago and if he thought it was still in there somewhere. I confessed that I used to go peak at it occasionally, but then one day, it was gone. We had a laugh about my having the knife in the first place and I reminded him to look out for my Mom’s glasses.
I saw my Dad today and the following transpired:
Dad: Lynn, guess what I found in the desk?
Lynn: Oh did you find Mom’s glasses?
Dad: No, *motions a butterfly knife maneuver*
Lynn: No kidding my knife was still in the desk? That’s funny, I though you ended up throwing it away. Did you try it out?
Dad: Oh yeah.
Lynn: It’s pretty awesome isn’t it?
Dad: Yes, it is!
Lynn: Can I have it back?
Dad: No.
Foiled again.
Moments later a wind blew and the dandelion seeds turned into birds and flew away. (Taken with instagram)
I don’t usually drink Natty Boh Tall Boys but when I do, I balance that shit on my head first. (Taken with instagram)
Houck’s Service Center. Thank you for removing the drill bit from my tire and for having such awesome stuff hanging up in your shop. (Taken with instagram)